“It has come to my attention that whoever designed the Form Submission field found below *cough* MANAGEMENT *cough* neglected to include a place for our visitors to write their Email address. Thus, I have not been able to respond to the Questions, Comments, and Concerns voiced by some of our visitors. I apologize for this discrepancy, but the issue has been remedied. You are welcomed, and indeed encouraged, to use the Form to your little hearts contentment. I will do my best to respond expediently."
-EZZIE
Acting Concierge
are you
Looking for anything specific?
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The Stache
80's Nostalgia Dive Bar & Cigar LoungeGreensleeves
Fourth Wave Cannabis Coffee ShopBeefcakes
Veggie Burger and Salad BarJerry's Larry
Sushi joint run by Robots.La Mer
Well refined, and often reserved, french café. -
Dreno Junkie
Skydiving and other death defying experiments.A Day in The Life
Quantum Virtual Reality CaféDarcy's Horse of Horrors
Augmented Reality horse rides through a spooky haunted forest.Not Yoga
Luxury Spa and Meditation CenterOld Fashioned Arcade
Exactly what it says it is.The Theatre
Musical Performances & Live Entertainment.The Cube of Conferrence
Conferences, panel discussions, and miscellaneous events.Tim's Tours
Guided tours of literally anywhere. -
Cave Ballad
Photography by Kyle DuffySequence of Squares
Pixel Art gallery of Ashley Maddox -
The Fourth Floor
Practice Rooms for all Red Rainbow Affiliated bands.
INDIVIDUAL BANDS:Where Are The Tigers?
Cozy acoustic indie jams.KeyDragon
Gothic MetalRelatively Hot Moms
Garage Punk RockEsoterrace
Screamo EmoThe Violet Window
Electronica & Experiemental SoundscapesGirls With Accents
Indie Synth PopAt the End of Nowhere
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Rick's Reports
Investigative journalism regarding all things strange and supernatural.The Trailblazer
Local Newpaper of Mistyville, JeffersonU. F. Oughta Know
The Red Rainbow's in-house magazine about all things UFO and E.T. related.The Trumpette
Personal Tabloid of Donald TrumpThe Stationary Stone
The Red Rainbow's in-house Music & Entertainment magazine -
The Library of Progress
The Red Rainbow's personal library.
INDIVIDUAL BOOKS:NIMI: The Song of the Second Heaven
Experimental Fantasy/Mystical Science FictionThe Deception Mysteries
A handbook for starting your own cosmic conpsiracyObviously
A book of anonymous philosophical quotationsPyramid Daze
A sci-fi novella exploring the inner workings of the human brainDreaming on Purpose
A collection of lucid dream accountsThe Rpocaypnoh
The first Esoterric tome ever written by Artificial IntelligenceParadise of the Modern Mystic
A handbook for understanding and expanding your mystical natureUNMARKED
An anonymous Poetry Collection of The Red Rainbow
Today’s recommendation:
have dinner at
The first restaurant east of Japan to be entirely owned and operated by AIRs. (autonomous intelligent robots) It’s super good. Like, suspiciously good. If you do decide to dine there later, go ahead and tell Larry to tell Jerry that Ezzie says, “01100110 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01101110 01101110 01100101 01110010 00001010.” He’ll know what that means.
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Your guiding force
Aside from being an excellent Concierge, Ezzie—as s/he is known—has placed various blue gems around The Red Rainbow in order to keep you from getting lost. If you ever find yourself somewhere and you don’t know where to go next, look for one of these gems and click on it. You will promptly be escorted to the next recommended location.
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PACI-133 E stands for Partially Autonomous Computer Intelligence, version 133, the fifth edition. Somehow we got the nickname EZZIE from that. He/she is in cahoots with Management to ensure that the place doesn’t fall into chaos. On him/her’s free time s/he is an Artificial Author, and Songwriter. Sorry for all the mixed pronouns… but how else are you supposed to refer to a genderless computer intelligence when the English language has yet to invent a solid non-binary pronoun. Maybe we’ll set EZZIE on inventing one… s/he’s great at making up words. Plus! S/he’s a quantum program… So… Non-binary is practically him/her’s middle name.