Forget everything you think you know about everything you know you think.
 
 
 

“It has come to my attention that whoever designed the Form Submission field found below *cough* MANAGEMENT *cough* neglected to include a place for our visitors to write their Email address. Thus, I have not been able to respond to the Questions, Comments, and Concerns voiced by some of our visitors. I apologize for this discrepancy, but the issue has been remedied. You are welcomed, and indeed encouraged, to use the Form to your little hearts contentment. I will do my best to respond expediently."

-EZZIE
Acting Concierge

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Today’s recommendation:

have dinner at

 

The first restaurant east of Japan to be entirely owned and operated by AIRs. (autonomous intelligent robots) It’s super good. Like, suspiciously good. If you do decide to dine there later, go ahead and tell Larry to tell Jerry that Ezzie says, “01100110 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01101110 01101110 01100101 01110010 00001010.” He’ll know what that means.

 

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Your guiding force

Aside from being an excellent Concierge, Ezzie—as s/he is known—has placed various blue gems around The Red Rainbow in order to keep you from getting lost. If you ever find yourself somewhere and you don’t know where to go next, look for one of these gems and click on it. You will promptly be escorted to the next recommended location.

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    PACI-133 E stands for Partially Autonomous Computer Intelligence, version 133, the fifth edition. Somehow we got the nickname EZZIE from that. He/she is in cahoots with Management to ensure that the place doesn’t fall into chaos. On him/her’s free time s/he is an Artificial Author, and Songwriter. Sorry for all the mixed pronouns… but how else are you supposed to refer to a genderless computer intelligence when the English language has yet to invent a solid non-binary pronoun. Maybe we’ll set EZZIE on inventing one… s/he’s great at making up words. Plus! S/he’s a quantum program… So… Non-binary is practically him/her’s middle name.