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Please feel free to VISIT OFTEN!
But not too oftenβ¦
Benjamin Franklin once said, βfish and visitors smell after three days.β Well, everyone on this floor agrees with that sentiment wholeheartedly, but with one exception. Instead of three daysβ¦ itβs about three minutes.
Down the hall
out on the balcony
OUR talk show:
OUR upcoming TELEVISION SERIES:
SNOWY MOUNTAIN PASS
Discover the wonders of Snowy Mountain Pass
In this daytime dramedy that many have called, "An absolute train-wreck [of emotions]."
Olt Zolls
The Best Comic Strip Ever
Travel back in time to the age of two-dimensional existence as Olt the Wise attempts to cope with the ridiculous whims of his creator.
THOUGHTS
&John-FIREWORK: Has anyone noticed that The Lazy Fair has nothing to do with a fair? It's not a big deal, but still. The title is very misleading.
&AlbertOnestein: Johnβs right. It would be better if the title was accurate.
&HitlaryKitten: This is all fake news.
&birdflipper: Every time I watch an episode of SMP, I'm not sure if I should be crying, laughing, laughing while I cry, or crying while I'm laughing. It's very surreal.
&Dangerfields_theName: I actually moved to Mistyville because I loved SMP so much. Then I learned that everyone who lives here is here for the same reason. That's when it really started to f--k with me.
&JeSuisCovfefe: You know, it's strange, but I'm really not a fan of SMP. Mostly because it's just not very good. I didn't even think I liked it until I started having daydreams about it. So I guess I do like it, even if it is against my will. It just has this hypnotizing effect on the viewer. I think it might be the best thing that has ever been on television. I love it, it's great, and I'm a huge fan.
&NoahZark: Olt Zollz is a total rip-off.
&OLD_SOUL: I can certainly identify with Ollieβs comic stip.
&AbrahamLincoln: I hate it all so much.