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Please feel free to VISIT OFTEN!

But not too often…
Benjamin Franklin once said, β€œfish and visitors smell after three days.” Well, everyone on this floor agrees with that sentiment wholeheartedly, but with one exception. Instead of three days… it’s about three minutes.


Down the hall

out on the balcony


OUR talk show:

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OUR upcoming TELEVISION SERIES:

SNOWY MOUNTAIN PASS


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Discover the wonders of Snowy Mountain Pass

In this daytime dramedy that many have called, "An absolute train-wreck [of emotions]."


Olt Zolls


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The Best Comic Strip Ever

Travel back in time to the age of two-dimensional existence as Olt the Wise attempts to cope with the ridiculous whims of his creator.


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THOUGHTS

&John-FIREWORK: Has anyone noticed that The Lazy Fair has nothing to do with a fair? It's not a big deal, but still. The title is very misleading.

&AlbertOnestein: John’s right. It would be better if the title was accurate.

&HitlaryKitten: This is all fake news. 

&birdflipper: Every time I watch an episode of SMP, I'm not sure if I should be crying, laughing, laughing while I cry, or crying while I'm laughing. It's very surreal. 

&Dangerfields_theName: I actually moved to Mistyville because I loved SMP so much. Then I learned that everyone who lives here is here for the same reason. That's when it really started to f--k with me.

&JeSuisCovfefe: You know, it's strange, but I'm really not a fan of SMP. Mostly because it's just not very good. I didn't even think I liked it until I started having daydreams about it. So I guess I do like it, even if it is against my will. It just has this hypnotizing effect on the viewer. I think it might be the best thing that has ever been on television. I love it, it's great, and I'm a huge fan. 

&NoahZark: Olt Zollz is a total rip-off.

&OLD_SOUL: I can certainly identify with Ollie’s comic stip.

&AbrahamLincoln: I hate it all so much.