Hello, and welcome to…
Of the Red Rainbow.
“Now, forget everything you think you know about everything you know you think!! ”
This is our word to the wise
For those who have ears to hear, let them hear. For those who have laptops, let them read what is on those tiny screens. For those who have smart phones, let them read what is on those even tinier screens. For those who don't understand, we're not sorry. You're idiots. No one on this whole planet is telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and we are here not to do the opposite of that. Remember...
LOVE
&
FEAR
&
HUMOR
&
MUSIC
&
FILM
&
+Take THE ELEVATOR+
And visit One!!!
LEVEL 0
This floor doesn’t exist, so don't even try.
LEVEL 1
This is where we keep the unicorns!
LEVEL 2
This is where we keep the lie detectors!
LEVEL 3
This is where we keep the bananas!
LEVEL 4
This is where we keep the tambourines!
LEVEL 5
This is where we do black & white magic, in color!
~OR~
If you're too nervous to visit one all by yourself, that's okay.
Because WE HAVE ONE OF THESE!
FRONT DESK
Where you can book a room, and we can give you bits and pieces of seemingly useless information.
