Welcome to
THE THEATRE
If you’re looking for lectures, Q&A sessions, or discussions, you’ve come to the wrong place. Those types of things happen exclusively in The Cube of Conferrence. Here in the Theatre we host a plethora of music performances, film screenings, comedy shows, stage magicians, plays, acrobatics, and themed club nights. The acoustics in this place are absolutely insane. Go ahead, try it! Sing out as loud as you can right now! I guarantee it will sound much better than your bathroom. There’s nothing going on in here right this minute—as you can see—but feel free to walk around aimlessly and/or check the schedule below and see if there’s any upcoming shows you’re interested in. Heck, even if you’re not interested you should just go to one ironically. The hipsters would love you.
Schedule:
That’s right. You’re looking at a poster for a show featuring a band called Leddstein. They are of course a band that plays Led Zeppelin songs in the musical styles of the second best band in the world, Rammstein. Be our guest.
Known for his world renowned illusions that seem mundane at first, but in the end appear to be pure magic, The Amazing Fantastic Mr. Magic is the world’s first AIR (Autonomous Intelligent Robot) to become a Magician. He has explicitly stated in interviews, “I’ve wanted nothing more than to bring sheer joy and astonishment, and of course the feeling that anything is possible, to people’s faces ever since I was a nanobot.” He’s also been quoted as saying he’s bummed that more robots don’t want to come to his shows, and that its mostly humans.
Known for her regionally famous single, GRAVE RAVIN (feat. This Bird), Depreciou$ will take the Red Rainbow stage to play her album MI$$ GEVIOUS in its entirety. We can’t guarantee that This Bird will be there. I mean, we hope he will, but he is just a bird that lives in a nearby graveyard, so its difficult to get him to commit to a time and date, as he has no concept of time. Or dates.
We love Mark, don’t get us wrong. But we mostly booked this show so that those of you who are concerned for his health can rest assured that in 2027 he’ll be alive and well and playing in a band called +182. We don’t mind his music THAT much. It’s pretty good. We’re just harboring a grudge against him still for keeping the name blink 182 after Tom left the band. He should’ve renamed it. It would’ve been cooler. But whatever, that’s just our opinion TBH. Total 8==D move.
Fornis is the punk’n’roll band of the future. Like it or not they’re gonna play for three straight hours. Ah shit yeah. Come out if you can handle it. Their shows here do fill up pretty quickly so get your tickets ASAP as possible.
Come experience the slightly depressive yet delicious musical meanderings of our friends Indra Bermudez and his wife, featuring the guitar stylings of David Butterfields of At the End of Nowhere. After the show, Indra and Monica’s famous catering company ROCKAS will be providing everyone with authentic Caribbean food, and a free bottle of homemade hot sauce that will melt your face. Figuratively speaking. It’s completely safe.
Management really loves the Piano Concerto No. 2 in C minor, Op. 18, Adagio Sostenuto. We don’t know why, we just know that he does. That’s why we’re having this concert. That, and it’s a great excuse to smoke real cigars and break out the 20th century garb.
On this night, an AIR (Artificially Intelligent Robot) named Jimothy Milles will take to the stage to play some of Charles Mansons songs. This show may sound off-putting to you, and perhaps you are offended by us even entertaining the idea that Charles Manson could be entertaining. But look here, the media has entertained the heck out of the world with Manson for over 50 years, so it’s a proven fact that he IS entertaining. We’re just choosing to focus on the music he wrote instead of the pure diabolical evilness that Richard Nixon exacerbated in order to end the ever growing hippie movement and its spreading of that pesky resistance to war among young people in the United States for once.
Ohh baby. Grab your Hawaiian lei, throw on some sunglasses, and don’t wear any underwear, cuz this is just what you’ve all been waiting for. After several years of hibernation, Relatively Hot Moms is coming back out of the closet to rock the socks off of every foot in the room. As you know, in the past they’ve exclusively played pool parties, but not this time. This time they’ll be indoors. The only requirement Julian, the singer, had, was that every member in the audience have at least one full beer in their hands at all times, and wear as few socks as possible so that there’s less to clean up.
Speaking of not wearing any socks, on this night we’ll be bringing to you the astonishing acrobatic stylings of the world renowned aerialist, Ariel Ariola. At first glance this event may seem to have a bit of an Adult theme, but don’t worry, it’s perfectly innocent, it’s rated G, there are no sexual themes whatsoever, and only male nudity is shown.
Speaking of Male nudity, Tom Delonge has at long last decided to do something he’s always wanted to do. Two things actually. One: Play a show at the Red Rainbow, Two: Play Angels & Airwaves songs in the style of Led Zeppelin. Or is it the other way around…? We aren’t sure. A lot of people might consider this combination to be blasphemous, and after hearing the first track, we’re inclined to agree. We were hoping it would be awesome, but honestly… wtf. It sucks. And it doesn’t even sound like Tom’s voice. (maybe he’s just like super old now?) We’re still gonna let him play the show but, I mean, let’s just say we don’t expect it to sell out.