The crunch of peanut shells on the floor… The awkward sigh of a comedian who just butchered a joke… The vague aromatic cornucopia of spilt beer, sweat, cleaning chemicals, and cigarettes… The side-glance of the flannel clad bartender who hears you order a Sherley Temple with extra cherries and sugar on the rim… If one or all of these things makes you feel nostalgic, this place is for you.

Can’t remember what happened yesterday? Can’t stop laughing? Can’t seem to focus on anything except the way your hand moves in front of your face? Perfect. That’s how you know it’s working.

“Goodnight, How might we do for your plate?”

Created, designed, curated, marketed, and run entirely by autonomous robots ever since it opened, Jerry’s Larry is the first ever fully automated restaurant west of Japan. It is just the two of them, so service can get a little slow when it’s busy, but they make almost any dish you can possibly think of, and they do it perfectly. It’s almost as if they have it down to a science…

Got mud on them boots? No problem.

Are you a hometown boy in an uptown getup lookin to take that downtown girl to poundtown? Well… That’s a problem because gettin’ lucky shouldn’t be your only motivation for eating out (at a restaurant). But, if your intentions are pure, Beefcake’s can offer you a hearty dinner that’ll taste so good it’ll have you and your bae square dancin’ in your seats til’ the cows come home… Because they aren’t dead.

Unlike Beefcake’s, La Mer is refined, distinguished, and usually reserved. By that I mean you’re going to need to call in ahead of time. For though they have twelve two-person tables, they only allow four of them to be in use at any given time. Oh! And if you don’t speak French, then good friggin’ luck.

Dreno, our favorite mercurial man offers up a wide selection of virtual thrills and death-defying stunts. You can squirrel dive, hang-glide, skydive, bungy jump, base jump, get launched into space, ski Mount Everest, flee an erupting volcano, and plenty of other things we aren’t legally allowed to list until you click the button certifying that you are of sound mind and willing to accept whatever comes next… Because it may shock you.

Ahoy! Avast! And Likewise Belay! Here we offer fully immersive virtual reality experiences. And it doesn’t just have to be Pirates! We’ve got everything from Medieval worlds to Cyberpunk, from Biblical to Extra-Terrestrial, and dare I say it, the 90’s. If you wanna spend an entire day as the frontman of a world famous grunge band at the height of Seattle’s heroin epidemic, singing to a bunch of buggy eyed nose pickers who think its cool to make ugly faces at old people, then be our guest… We can’t stop you. But we can judge you.

Find the Heart center of your Brain manger…

Maybe all this thrill seeking, adventure having, and adrenaline spiking isn’t for you. Perhaps you’d like something a bit more aligned to your spiritual heart-path of timidness and quietude. Perhaps you’d enjoy basking in the silence of burning incense while you contemplate how to do by not doing, seek by not seeking, and be the best being of your non-being you can be. This place. Is for you.

Did you read the previous paragraph and think to yourself, “F—K that sh-t… I’d rather go on a peaceful evening horse ride on the beach with my lover.” You did? Well then f—k you. This is Darcy’s Horse of Horrors and it’s a hyper-realistic virtual stroll through a Forest of Death, wherein at any given moment the Headless Horseman could jump out and start chasing you through thorny thickets and tangled trees fraught with monstrous beasties the likes of which you’ve only seen in your nightmares… and/or the ever popular video game DOOM. Cuz let’s be honest, most of your nightmares probably aren’t as scary as DOOM.

Forget Virtual Reality and all that other high tech bs! If you’re in the mood for some good old-fashioned video games from ancient times, try this place on for size. It makes for a great way to waste an afternoon, or two, or three. Okay nevermind it’s not a waste, it’s awesome! Now offering Unlimited Tokens!! There’s just one caveat… As Elijah Wood once said in Back to the Future, “You have to use your hands!?”

Exclusively for guests

If you’re one of the lucky people to have a VIP Pass (which is complimentary with every Room here at The Red Rainbow) then feel free to indulge in this fine pass-time whenever you damn well please.*

*limited to certain times of the day. See schedule for details.