A Walkabout So to speak
Tim may be a fictional character from Ashley's written series Pyramid Daze, but that doesn't mean we can't make a self-aware CGI version of him designed to show you the sights in virtual reality. So cancel all your plans, call in sick to work, and sit down in the world's most comfortable barcalounger, cuz you're not going anywhere. These babies have cupholders, they've got massage settings, and they lean aaaaaaalll the way back. There's only one thing you have to ask yourself. Why walk around the building when you can fly?
(INCLUDES COMPLIMENTARY MANI-PEDI'S FOR FIRST TIMERS)
TOUR
SCHEDULE
MON-FRI:
Like most people, Tim likes to sleep in. So tours don't start 'til around 10:30am. Early birds can definitely request a special morning tour, but don't be surprised if he's groggy and short tempered throughout.
THE WEEKEND
As soon as the clock strikes five on Friday, Tim switches the settings to party mode. Instead of just taking you around the building, he'll lead you on a psychedelic soiree starting with a swan dive off the top of the tower.
TOUR OPTIONS
STANDARD —Free for Guests
The Red Rainbow Building
All Major Museums
The Solar System
Andromeda and Milky Way Galaxies
EXTRA — 10 DOGE
Anywhere you’d like to go. Literally.
Some examples might include:
Inner Earth
Individual Planets (in depth)
Moon (in depth)
Country of your Choice
City of your Choice
National Parks (Worldwide)
Major Forests/Deserts
Ocean of your Choice
Fictional Worlds (if Tim is in a good mood)
where to meet?
Go to the nearest beach and find a pier. Walk towards the end of it and hang a sharp downward turn right after you get there.