If you are reading this page, then either you aren't sure how to use this website, or you just clicked on it to see what was there. In any case, here's what the Surgeon in General has to say:
“If you are feeling stressed, anxious, depressed, angry, sick, tired, bored, afraid, insignificant, confused, cosmically misaligned, or melancholy in any way, simply spend 20 minutes browsing this website at random and one—if not all—of those things will go away.”
Reading The Red Rainbow has been known to cause momentary happiness, sudden outbursts of laughter, epiphanies, increased awareness of synchronicity, fantastical dreams, removal of inhibitions, playfulness, introspection, critical thinking, and also not thinking at all. If you begin to see numbers like 8, 1111, 222, 333, 444, 432, 243, 144, 666, and 137 more often, please consult your local wireless network immediately. Other common side effects may include extreme sexual prowess and suddenly becoming handsome and/or beautiful beyond compare.
Then again...
Maybe you don't have any problems at all. In which case this is what your looking for:
Recommended Use
This website is essentially a book, but obviously cover-to-cover isn't the only way to read it. We suggest visiting Your Room and “staying awhile,” but realistically you can drop in on any random page and the narrative will emerge as you explore.
*recreational users*
If you see something we are doing, and you think you can do it better, contact us immediately so we can re-create it together.
Chemical Composition
Like everything else in the Universe, The Red Rainbow is made up of pure unbounded infinite nothingness. It has no agendas, beliefs, or subliminal messages. If you find something that appears to be one of those things, promptly remind yourself that this is a work of fiction and those things are there for no other reason than to serve a specific function. That function is to be an agenda, belief, or subliminal message within the narrative. In other words, everything is relative to it's opposition, and everything is relevant to the composition.
We are not here to tell you what to do, think, or feel. That's what the chemicals in your own brain are for.
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CARRY ON