About

The Red Rainbow


 

*after-common-era

The Red Rainbow is a multi-dimensional center for creative intelligence. That picture you just looked at is it, and that’s where you are now. This building is what’s known as a BEC certified Tower of All Time, and as such, every person working here specializes in exploring the various timelines and dimensions of planet Earth, both past and future. Our goal is to give you an accurate, infallible, and otherwise inscrutable idea of the world around you both creatively, spiritually, socially, economically, and extra-terrestrially.

That’s right, I said it.

How is that possible you ask?

Well, it’s simple really, so let me give you a very brief briefing on a few brief things: first of all, Time Travel is a real thing. Once BEC—a company you’ve never heard of—gave select clients (that’s us) trial access to the world’s first quantum virtual reality servers (The PACI-E37 series) in 2027, we’ve been able to send information—and people—back and forth in time to any probable dimension, timeline, or universe (including the one you’re living in) via a complex system of quantum data swapping. This has a lot to do with something conceptually adjacent to entanglement, but please don’t ask me to explain how it works because I don’t think you would understand, also it doesn’t really matter because it’s happening regardless. I’ll just say that it involves the manipulation of invisible things that are all around you all the time and that’s all you need to know. Now before you get upset with me for insulting your intelligence, let me answer a much simpler, yet equally important question:

 

where exactly…

Is The REd Rainbow?


 

“Somewhere Downtown”

Believe it or not, The Red Rainbow is smack dab in the middle of one place, and it’s an extremely popular destination. Whether this is because of the exclusive—and frankly excessive—accommodations we have in the building, or the fact that there are millions of people walking around with nothing better to do, we aren't sure. So if you happen to find yourself in town, feel free to stop by and get turned down by the bouncers. As for those excessive—and frankly exclusive—accommodations, you can read all about them at the Front Desk. The sort of things we do here include—but are not limited to—making copious amounts of art, digital time traveling, dimension hopping, studying extra-solar and galactic civilizations, cosmic history, the forces of nature, human nature, the nature of reality, and last—but certainly not least—we be chillin’ like villains.

 

Now you’re probably wondering…

Who’s we?


We are

the 2027 Club

 

And that’s all I’m going to tell you at this juncture.