Literally
Gone are the days of attempting to put on a pair of other people’s shoes and walk a mile in them. No more must we wonder if the grass is a deeper shade of green apart from where we stand. No longer can our elders lord it over us that their lives were fraught with more hardships than our puny minds can understand. Now you can go back and discover that your great-grandfather did NOT walk two miles uphill both ways in the snow to get to school. You can see for yourself that his job paid him more and things were cheaper; and that that’s the real reason why he lives under the delusion that hard work always pays off and the only reason for the struggling youths of the day is their own laziness. Now you can tell him he’s ignorant and full of it. You can find out for yourself whether or not life really was simpler before the internet. You can determine if being a knight in shining armor is really an ideal worth idolizing. You can experience first-hand how degenerate most pirates really were. Bottom line is… You don’t have to wonder any more.
because…
For the first time in recorded history, we are offering FREE and unlimited fully immersive trips into procedurally generated virtual realities run by a quantum computer using algorithms so complex it would take your desktop computer twenty-five million years just to load the damn menu screen. We can send you to nearly any conceivable place in time or space as long there is any data about it in existence. For Example:
Take something mundane, like walking on the moon. Let’s say you’re too nervous about space flight to visit it in real life, or you simply can’t afford it right now, or maybe you’re thinking of moving there but you want to try it out before you go through all the effort. NO problem. There is an extensive amount of data regarding the environment, the physical experience, the procedures, and the physics encountered by an individual on the moon. Our computers whip up a quantum virtual reality using every bit of information known to man to create a completely realistic rendition of a moonwalk—from any technological stage in the history of space travel—for you to experience. And trust me when I say, you won’t be able to tell the difference between the QVR, and the real deal. I suppose the only main difference is there is not danger factor what-so-ever. Your body will be totally safe back in the pod while your brain controls your avatar in the game. How does all of this work you might ask? Well, that is a question for another time.
On occasion, there are individuals who wish to experience a day in the life of one of their relatives or ancestors, and we are fully capable of accommodating that. Let’s say you want to know what it was like for your great-great-great-grandma to emigrate to the USA from Germany in 1945. We’ll take all known information about your great-great-great-great-grandma, her age, occupation, family tree, family traits, social, economic, and physical conditions in both Germany and the USA at the time, the clothes, the speech, the technology, the weather, the slang, political climate, propaganda, media, and even the entirety of WWII, and much much more to generate a reality for you to visit that has only a 13% margin of error when compared to the real thing. Sounds awesome right?
Well… Maybe. Most people don’t want anything like this. They want to be a Pirate, or a Dragon Slayer, or a Victorian Detective, or a Space Explorer, or whatever. By and large they sit down in the pod and pick one of our Pre-Made Realities that takes them to a fantastical local. They do this for two reasons: 1) The PMRs are FREE. 2) The custom ones are not. You can debate amongst yourself whether or not that really constitutes two different reasons while you look over some examples of the PMR’s we offer.
