HIGH THERE!
Welcome to GreenSleeves! The world’s primary source of Cannabis infused Coffee and Coffee related things!
That’s right! The whole world!
But enough about the world! Let’s get to the good stuff!
Sooooooooooooooooo Many Optionssssssssss!
Our menu has been designed for the express purpose of being easy to figure out, cuz lezzbe honest, ur gonna kneed all the help u kan get. It’s color coded, straightfoward, and overall pretty dope! Bright Green for Sativa, Deep Purple for… Oooo, Deep Purple. Deep Purple is so pretty. It’s one of my favorite colors. Almost as pretty as smoke on the water! Wait, isn’t that a song?! It is, it’s Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple… Woah. What are the chances that I would think of both of those things at the same time! The universe is crazy man. It offers us so many turns of chance… Like, coincidences you know. Like it’s all sychronized like some sort of trippy umm… geometric… um… trippy… Sh-t.
What were we talking about??
OH!
That’s right, Coffee.
If you get a coffee from us,
and you take a sip of it,
and then you look at it,
and it looks like this:
We’ll give it to you for free cuz that’s f—ked up.
If you get a coffee from us,
and you take a sip of it,
and then you look at it,
and it looks like this:
Good. Our work is done.
BYE!
COME BACK SOON!
If you can find the place.
