DAY I
Suddenly an invisible hand appears out of nowhere and draws several lines.
And The Creator sees that it is dope, so he draws some more. In a matter of seconds Olt is born.
Having performed this asexual act upon existence, The Creator decides to give Olt a whole wide world to explore.
But Olt develops a mind of his own and uses it to tell The Creator that having a world to yourself might seem cool, but it's actually boring as f--k.
The Creator has to admit that Olt is right. So he gives Olt a unicorn, because why not...
Olt uses that unicorn to travel at light-speed, which means he can see the whole thing in a matter of seconds. This is something The Creator did not take into account.
So, after making the dangerous assumption that Olt is a raging hetero, The Creator tries to distract him by drawing a naked lady under a tree.
As it turns out, Olt is a gentleman. Instead of hitting on her he slays the unicorn and uses its hide to make her some clothes.
Olt's cleverness makes The Creator angry. So he causes a flood to cover several inches of the frame.
But Olt is fearless. He immediately turns the tree upside-down and uses it as a boat. The Creator makes his opinion known.
Olt casts his robe aside and moons The Creator. The lady laughs at them both. From thence forth she is known as Pan Swearer, or, "One who wears the pants."
THE END
The Creator decides to draw the same landscape again. But this time, things will be different.
Instead of making Olt the first character, The Creator chooses Pan. He figures she will be far more reasonable.
Pan goes for a walk. The Creator crosses his fingers.
But Pan reaches the western shore in no time. Instead of merely thinking about how bored she is, she actually falls asleep standing up.
The Creator has to think fast. Too fast. He can't come up with anything cooler than a unicorn, so he just goes with it.
Pan does the same thing as Olt. Which is frustrating.
Because of the embarrassment Olt had caused The Creator the day before, he decides to return the favor by humiliating him. Pan is just confused as to why Olt has no anatomical indications of manhood.
Pan is kind enough not to laugh. Instead she makes Olt a robe just like her's so that he can regain his confidence.
Pan's selfless concern for her fellow character totally ruins The Creators plan to shame Olt. So he sends a huge tidal wave after them both.
As if that isn't enough, The Creator pays the aliens twenty bucks to hang the sign off the back of their ship again.
Much to The Creator's surprise, Pan also moons him. Olt laughs at The Creator for thinking he could force someone named Pan Swearer to always wear pants.
The End
DAY III
The Creator decides to keep it simple this time.
After all that business with Olt and Pan, a world without characters sounds kind of nice.
Day three goes rather well if he does say so himself. The Creator goes to sleep.
On the forth day he awakens refreshed. He is contented to look at the trees and soak up the sun and the nature.
Night falls once more, and the silence on the page is pure bliss.
The Creator awakens on the fifth day to find that everything is just as he left it. “Yessss,” he thinks to himself.
At night he relaxes thinking, "Man, people are so complicated, I'm so glad there's no conscious beings around to argue with my methods."
(On the sixth day the Creator is too upset to bother with a caption)
