Welcome to
Ollie’s ROOM
Ollie is currently down in the R&R courtyard chugging CannaCoffees with McGillicuddy, cuz they’re both going to the Leddstein concert tonight. But, unless you’re interested in joining them, I’m sure Ollie wouldn’t mind if you stuck around here and played his new Creature From the Black Lagoon pinball machine. In fact, I’d go so far as to say he’d be offended if you didn’t.
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Oliver, known as “OLLIE" to us—and Rockstar#1 to himself—is the single most erratic person any of us know. He's tall, he wears lots of things with geometric patterns, and he loves music. He also paints, but every time we ask him to show them in public he burns the painting and says he has to start over. It's frustrating, but that's his thing I guess. He spent his teenage years riding the Emo-Screamo-Metal wave of the 00's, and made a decent living for himself as a lighting engineer. We caught him one day spraying graffiti on the sidewalk outside our building, but instead of turning him in to the authorities or fining him a bunch of money we gave him a job. Nowadays he basically just runs around making sure everything is “dope" and that’s about it. It should be noted that while Julian Jackson (lead singer of Relatively Hot Moms) and Ollie are good friends, and they share a last name, they are not related in any way.