(No Lions were harmed in the making of this cover art. They made damn sure of that. They love lions. Also, Giraffes oddly enough. Because Giraffes are definitely real.)

(No Lions were harmed in the making of this cover art. They made damn sure of that. They love lions. Also, Giraffes oddly enough. Because Giraffes are definitely real.)

 

β€œThey really know how to make two people sound like four.”
— LUNA MAR-LANE

 

RILEY
BLACK

Drums & Vocals

 

JULIAN JACKSON

Vocals & Guitar

 

THIS IS THEIR UPCOMING SINGLE:

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IT'S CALLED: POLAR BEAR CLUB

 

While you're waiting on the edge of your seat for this single to drop, you might as well watch their latest music video:

 
 
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THAT’S RIGHT

 
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RHM records all of their sh-tty music live. Which is why most people hate it.
When asked about this fact the band has stated, and I quote, β€œAs if we GAF.”
If you understand that sentence, more power to you.


This is THEIR FIRST ALBUM:

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Or just check out thier cover of Icky Thump:


While your listening…

Feel free to look around

At Riley's drums for example:

Or slightly to the left of the drums:

Or turn around and look at Riley's foot. Oh wait there's Julian!

 
 

HOLY TOLEDO!!

He's not wearing any sunglasses! This is a real treat everyone. Rarely ever do you see a Julianicus Jacksonomus in the wild without any sunglasses. Seriously, this is nuts...Wow. 


 

Stacy ThE Sloot 

Ever wonder how Julian manages to sound like two guitarists at once? Well, at long last the secret has been revealed. He uses two sh-tty amps and a fancy foot doohickey that records in real time to create the extremely convincing illusion. That's right, there are electronic devices out there that basically play your instrument for you. Best part is, you get all the benefits of a rhythm guitarist without the human element. That way there's no one trying to steal your thunder when you're up on stage shreddin' some serious gnar.      

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B. T. Dubs...

 
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THIS IS A PERFECTLY
GOOD EXAMPLE
OF YOUR AVERAGE GIRAFFE
IN the year 2027


You're probably confused, and a little bit scared...

 
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SO CHECK OUT The Stationary Stone's INTERVIEW WITH THE BAND



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