Not much can be said about W. H. O’Reilly—for legal reasons—suffice it to say he looks an awful lot like Albert Einstein… And to be honest that’s one of the things we like about him. He’s also German, extremely good at math, an expert inventor, amateur philosopher, magician, and is responsible for creating the technology we use here at the Red Rainbow, so… the similarities between the two men are uncanny and seemingly never ending, but we assure you, he is NOT Albert. In fact, he really resents the fact that people draw the comparison. He also really doesn’t like it when people point out the weird shape of his hat. Don’t do it. He hates it.
