All hail the depraved grimmness, long time evil enthusiast, founder of organized religion, overseer of the damned, warden of the wicked, torturer of the perverse, incinerator of worthless bums—SvTvN! She’s smaller than you might think. About an inch. Just big enough to whisper sweet temptations into your ear… But don’t be fooled, she does have the ability to turn into a gigantic fire breathing Dragon. So she’s not always so itsy bitsy. She spends most of her time making lists of all the things you do wrong, and checking it twice. She’s the first to get bored whenever God calls a meeting of the heavenly hosts. She enjoys long walks in pristine gardens, calling people out on their bullsh-t, and suckering them into worshipping The Bible and Money at the same time. Usually in reverse order. She has an army of shape shifting wraiths at her disposal, loves America, romantic comedies, and is a connoisseur of fine apples. We realize that having her around may make some people uneasy, but… We don’t care. She’s not even real. SvTvN is a job title, not a person, and if it wasn’t for ole Abby here there’d be a whole lot of murderers, rapists, politicians, corporate CEOs, and middle class white people going about their evil ways without someone to punish them after God sweeps them into hell with the swift broom of justice.
