Julian is...how do I put this delicately...selfish, arrogant, irresponsible, and not nearly as good of a singer as he thinks he is. Julian insists that, “Never not be wearing a Hawaiian T-Shirt," should be in the The Red Rainbow's bylaws. We've tried to tell him a million times that the Red Rainbow doesn't have bylaws, but, he doesn't listen. One of the things he is known for is wearing two pairs of sunglasses 24/7. Even when he sleeps. Supposedly this helps him maintain superhuman observation skills, but we think he's just watched way too many hours of detective shows and/or listened to Cory Hart's one and only hit single far too many times. Whatever the case, he's still a part of the Red Rainbow and it's too late to kick him out so we deal with it and move on. He's one half of the dynamic duo Relatively Hot Moms, and is frequently interviewed by The Stationary Stone. Ollie and him spend a lot of time at the beach, and despite his rugged good looks Darcy refused to go out to dinner with him. “Try again in a billion years," she said. Along with Riley Black, Julian is in charge of making sure that the spirit of rock’n’roll never dies. And for all of his faults, we have to admit that he's failed miserably.
