This Minnesota native is mostly known for his ridiculously good voiceover skills. By age twelve he could command over a thousand bucks a second. His fame was then shattered when tragedy struck in the form of a raging caffeine addiction that plagued him throughout the 70's---as well as the 80's, 90's, and 00's. After an excessive amount of plastic surgery and several failed attempts at channelling his caffeine addiction into a string of Third-Wave coffee shops, he finally regained his footing in the form of a regionally famous online magazine called U.F. Oughta Know. His real passion is watching the short films they show before animated movies, but the thing he does for money is produce, write, and speak out loud for Snowy Mountain Pass, our in-house television show we’re trying to get off the ground.
