Well… I don’t think I need to tell you who this is. Pretty self evident. He’s God. Lets see… what else… He created the Universe… Designed it all by his lonesome, or so he likes to think. He’s a part time carpenter… Father of Jesus… And everyone I guess? He loves kids, the sweet aroma of BBQ, and walking around in pristine gardens. His hobbies include sacrifice, playing with fire, planning the apocalypse, and getting other people to write books for him. I mean, on that topic he’s surprisingly lazy… i.e. he wants everyone to do all his work for him (The Lord’s Work) as if creating the universe was his one job and now its just infinitely the Sabbath. But I guess he’s not wrong. That was quite an extensive project, and it keeps literally everyone employed by way of existing so what can you really say. Nowadays he’s just stoked he doesn’t have to be invisible anymore. Now he can show his face without anyone dying, being incinerated, or suddenly ascending into heaven. It’s a lot different than you might think though. He mostly throws parades for himself, and posts selfies on social media like “Felt cute, might destroy a city later, idk.” He keeps us on our toes that’s for sure.
