“You ever think about what’s gonna happen when the ozone layer breaks and all the farts go out into space? Well there’s gonna be a bunch of angry aliens up there having to breath all those years of human farts. Ah shit yeah it makes you wonder if that’s why the aliens are always coming down and shoving things up people’s you-know-whats. Maybe they hope they can get ahead of the problem you know—plug em’ all up before those farts are let loose. That’s Bobby’s theory anyway.”